Hashtag Paliswag

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rcah:

where can i get this case?

goofle:

She wears short skirts I wear t-shirts and we’re both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently

blastortoise:

blastortoise:

what if tattoos could be passed down through genetics

like imagine a baby being born with this

image

kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:

a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.

*shots fired*

i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

daytimeblogger:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

what a country

  • Parent to child at the library:

    Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?

  • Child:

    We'll wake up the books.

  • Parent:

    That's right.

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.