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yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

Oh my gosh 😂

idioticteen:

Giveaway! Just some stuff I found lying around my house that I dont need or use anymore. 

  • $190,000
  • 5 Mac books
  • 2 iPhone 5s’
  • 3 iPads
  • $900 Gift Card to Sephora
  • My elderly grandma (diapers included)
  • My hand in marriage 

awwww-cute:

Dapper as F**K

wetheurban:

ART: Unsuspecting NYC Collages by Kalen Hollomon

So yeah, Kalen Hollomon is amazing. The rising artist has taken her brilliant collaging to New York City’s streets and its underground, superimposing clippings from fashion and vintage porno magazines onto unsuspecting subway riders and mundane city scenes. 

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oreooficial:

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spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

xanax-slut-69:

thecosmosowl:

chubbinafatzarelli:

a real romantic plot

what the fuck

😂😂😂😂

What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

Anonymous

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

WHY IS GUACAMOLE ALWAYS SO EXPENSIVE

joshpeck:

guacamoles are a rare form of moles that are only found in the deep, deep forests of cambodia that is why guacamole is so expensive